Thursday, November 8, 2007

Dyson II (the sequel) THE VACUUM SUCKS BACK

Hey everyone, this is ron, if you see my wife with hickies it's not my fault, well kinda. It is probably because she finally got the suckiest vacuum in the world. She even cried a little when she got it. She really does love it, I caught her whispering to it that I would be away at work soon and then they could take care of every room in the house. It's a little awkward in our home, but I do have the bed to myself now, so at least I sleep well.

And just so you know... these blogs AREN'T magic. Just because you post a picture of something, and pine for it on the blog, it doesn't mean you'll get it. So y'all can just cancel those searches for images of diamonds, caribean cruises, big homes, and brad pitt.

but just in case they are.....








10 comments:

Laura said...

This post is freakin hillarious!! You guys probably have a lot of fun around your house!
Congrats on your new vacuum, I am expecting you to bring it over to my house so you can practice using it. See you soon!

Laura said...

next mon, wed, or fri is fine for me. late morning- early afternoon is great. Let me know what will work for you. We would love to have you come visit us. (although, I have never seen your pad either)

McKelle said...

Ron, you crack me up. Nice job on the vacuum. I'm jealous. Mandy, I think Wed. will work, I haven't talked to my mom, but I will. Hope to see you soon.

MyR said...

I've never met Ron but I have to say that you are the FIRST and ONLY man I have ever known that wanted to get implants! :) I'm glad Mandy got her vaccuum. How did you pull that off BEFORE Christmas?

Brian and Lauren said...

Holy heck Ive NEVER laughed soooo hard! Ron- you are a funny funny man! I am sorry that Mandy is having a torrid affair with a house hold appliance. Its a hard reality. I am sure that you can contact Dr. Phil for your story...

Mandy- Yay! Lets for sure play! I will give you a call and give you Brooke's number- we can set something up! How fun!
ps- Atleast you have something that you love. I love Edward Cullen and I am FAR from getting that! lol.

Brian and Lauren said...

So I sent this post out for all of my friends to see :)

Jolley Family said...

Ha! Ha! Ron, I LOVE YOU!! That is hillarious! Mandy, I think you found the perfect man for you :) I love ya.

Jennica said...

Seriously, you two must be quite a pair. I can't even imagine the "detached" conversations you must have, ....anyways, I'm just happy for you Mandy. the vacuum of your dreams and for no holiday, birthday, anniversary, or anything! What do you do for Ron anyways to make him treat you so good???? Happy vacuuming!

Lori said...

Hey I have the same vacuum, and so does Natalie! Isn't it great! I love it so much and it was worth every dime we spent on it! Enjoy and happy vacuuming!!!

Anonymous said...

I have 2 golden retrievers and they shed like crazy! i go through vacuums more than underwear lol...this is the best vacuum i will ever own. i have to vacuum every day but damn what comes out of the carpet is amazing. although my hand gets tired fast because of the hose and the strong suction...great vacuum!!!